BORROW FROM PETER TO PAY PAUL
Peter and Paul were business partners for many years. Lately however, Paul would borrow money from the business and not pay it back which made Peter very sore and as you know, “you can’t do business with a sore Peter.”
That joke reminds me of my two year relationship with James. He was the kind of man one could truly love if it weren’t for the fact that the poor soul had no idea how to handle money. Everyone knows I love a man with a sense of humor who makes me laugh, is a good sport and most importantly knows that art of cunnilingus. James needed to be taught in that aspect although, after several lessons he soon became a wonderful lover.
“Let me show you how to get me to orgasm.”
“I’ve had a limited life of sex education Rebecca, but I promise to be a good student.”
“Good! That’s what I like to hear. Sex starts even before we get into bed. Let’s think about each other during the day. Send sexy text messages or calls expressing our intentions when we see each other. Let me give you an example.
“I can’t wait to see you tonight darling. I’m going to be wearing that sexy teddy you purchased for me when you open the door. I’ll greet you with a passionate kiss and place my hands on your ass to press your cock close to my groin. I’ll open your pants zipper and reach for that love rod and make it hard. When you are rigid, I’ll squat down and put you in my mouth until you moan with desire.”
“ Oh wow…I’m getting turned on right now Rebecca.”
“How will you respond to that James?”
“Well, let me think about it.”
“Don’t think, do! What will you do to insure I’m thinking about sex with you tonight?”
With a sigh, he starts to imagine.
“When I see you tonight with that sexy body, I’ll kiss you from head to toe.”
“I like that. Continue please.”
“I will lead you to the sofa and get on my hands and knees, remove your lacy panties and get right down to kissing that hot pussy. I promise not to flick my tongue. Hold on for a moment, I need to read the manual.”
I waited for what seemed an eternity. Could he even read was questionable until he said,
“ Oh yes, I remember now! After you have an orgasm, I’ll keep the tip of my tongue on your engorged clit…right on the top and apply a gentle pressure until you come again.”
“ That’s wonderful my dear James. You have indeed become my star pupil.”
His eyes lit up as if he was in kindergarten. I know he was looking to get a gold star.
The evening finally arrived and I waited to give him the much needed attention I promised. We had dinner first and after doing the needed chores I got right down to making him ejaculate. Now it was my turn. But to my disappointment, the first thing he said was,
“Rebecca, can I borrow some money from you? I need to pay my car insurance and my account is in the red.” His head is in the red, I thought.
“Of course it’s in the red since you have at least ten return check fees.”
“But I put the checks in my account when I get them.”
“Do you wait for them to clear?”
“No, I thought I could write a check immediately.
I kept wondering what he was doing with the money he made after he gave me the monthly amount he promised to help pay his part of the mortgage, utilities and food. I noticed that he was also gaining weight and I knew it was not from the low caloric diet I was preparing since I was not gaining any weight. Why was he getting so fat and complaining that his knees hurt and had trouble walking or doing his part of the chores. Since I prided myself on being the same weight as when I was 19 years old, I was perplexed until one evening, looking for a handbag up on the closet shelf, I found boxes of chocolate chip cookies and powdered donuts. He was spending his money on eating out and buying deserts.
This borrowing scenario and the over-eating repeated itself during my relationship with him. It was not the first time I rescued him and I was beginning to realize it would not be the last. He was a man who borrowed from Peter to pay Paul. Now he was borrowing from me to pay Paul and I don’t even know Paul!
Soon afterwards, I started to loose respect for the behavior he demonstrated. Any sex we did have went downhill since he was too heavy for any position we could muster up. His little 5 inch cock couldn’t get hard anymore and his snoring increased, which kept me up all night. He was assigned to sleeping on the sofa. Then the T.V. stayed on all evening and he fell asleep forgetting to shut it off. Therefore, I had to get up and turn it off. It was time to TURN HIM OFF!
I had had enough! Everything I tried failed. I realized that you can never change people to be who you want them to be. Once a “Borrow from Peter to pay Paul,” he would always be that way. There is nothing that hindered me from something that must be done so I ended the relationship and asked him to move out.
Several years later, he called and said he was in trouble and wondered if he could borrow some money to pay his car insurance again…see what I mean?
